Welcome people to the much awaited unveiling of the country's favourite dole dosser:
The
Also known as MC Asbo. This fine speimen gets up to all sorts of trouble especially as he considers the police cell his home, well thats his excuse to avoid paying council tax anyway. The Scuffer has 12 kids and claims disability on 5 of them, with this money he funds his crack habit and "chavvin up" his badboy motor (an old nova that has more crashes than a blind man in a bumper car) On certain occasions he likes to indulge himself on some cider and at christmas he likes to go down the market and buy another fake Man U shirt. He aquired the title MC when he stole a set of decks and found he had a certain talent at mixing bangin tunes.
Here are the scuffers adventures so far:
Don't forget if you have any strange or embarassing pictures you can send them to info_planetm@yahoo.co.uk (make sure you have permission from whoever is in the photo)